starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed


abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ


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